daintyunicorn
Dainty Unicorn
daintyunicorn

From now on all my sex acts end me yelling Rumspringa.

As you can see, I am a fan of the sayings of the Kardashians. I love how they talk back to their mother.

There's no way they're legitimately fighting over this. That's what moms and sisters are for. Everyone else is a liar. Anytime my mom got a new haircut, she'd disregard everything said by her friends and coworkers, knowing it wasn't approved until I'd seen it. And I quote: "You'll tell me if I look terrible."

I mean...

Is this that mean? My mom comes to me and my sister for fashion advice all the time and wants the truth. When something looks tired on us, she does the same. If I can't rely on my mom and sister to tell me if something is terrible, who can I rely on? WHO I ASK YOU?

Oh, I'm sure they'll make up...