daintyunicorn
Dainty Unicorn
daintyunicorn

BOO, SCIENCE, YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.

I actually thought... I actually thought there might really be a squirrel playing a little teeny flute. I'm so embarrassed :(

GUYS I KNOW AND I AM SO SO SORRY.

Tig Notaro - Live is now on Spotify. Go listen to it. It is free. It is one of the best sets ever performed. Stop reading this comment and go listen to it. If you got this far, you fucked up. Seriously, why are you still reading this?

I want to meet her so badly, if only to say- "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but I just have to tell you: I love you(r voice)."

Sortland had a blanket, a cell phone and a box of Wheat Thins with him.

And this is the point when some staffer sets him up with Notepad on his computer and tells him it is the "new" Twitter...

I come to Jezebel because it is a good place for u kno what.

I don't know what his politics are but the man clearly knows his snack foods and that is A-OK with this voter.

Glad that she got to say goodbye on her own terms.

I'm sorry for her family but I'm glad she got to go peacefully.

I'm confused as to why this would be confusing. What is there to feel for her besides compassion and support?