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(and like Rev. Peevler, there is no further response.)

You do realize this story isn't emails I sent, right? It says that in the headline... and the body... and before each email exchange.

You have already being told what to do. Pay and get back your engine before i change my mind because my head Quarters has sent me more than enough money to threat my son.

Fun fact: Feresten was also a writer for the "Seinfeld" show. He wrote some classics, including the infamous Soup Nazi episode.

Usually if they text me and it's obviously a scam, I make an ad in the women seeking men section of Craigslist with their cell phone number and the text "send me pictures of yourself, clothes optional"

Hello! Greetings dearest sir! I have a laptop McIntosh P-P-P-Powerbook! laptop computer you might be interested in!

Now to nail the Prince of Nigeria scam artists from Craigslist.

Hey now! That's the same Rev. Peevlers that I've talked to before! I'm still waiting on my $2.5 million USD that he was holding in a bank account from an uncle of mine that recently passed...

somebody give this guy a medal.

Does she get her hats from the Alexis Carrington-Colby collection??

This is happening because they probably couldn't find any women who would play by their rules of not actually calling out the NFLs bullshit.

Maybe ESPN's next special will be "Women Explain What it Feels Like to Get Kicked In the Balls".

Coincidentally, this is also the same panel that will be discussing the controversy of showing with gay people. I for one am glad we live in a world where straight men get to give their opinions on things they rarely experience.

Congratulations, ESPN. You've finally matched the Republican Party for ill-conceived, wrong-headed idiotic moves.

This is especially egregious when you consider how much female talent ESPN has at its disposal. Unbelievable.

Fuck Nicholas Sparks

Hollywood is cranking out yet another Nicholas Sparks movie (The Best of Me, for those keeping track). And I would