Hey, Y'all!

LOVE IS DEAD. (Not even really joking.)

Oh, I don't think it borders on abuse. I think it was abuse. The whole history of t.A.T.u, as I said elsewhere, is utterly horrific.

Look, no matter how hard we try to explain how wrong this is, she's not gonna get us

This doesn't surprise me. Apparently they used to be quite shitty to their openly gay fans including at signings - when they had hits (my old flatmate told me back in the day so anecdote only here sorry!). They would make remarks in Russian and some speakers would understand. If Twitter was around back then, they…

...Shocked! To find homophobes making bank off of a gay performer facade!

If that is the only thing you took away from this, it's safe to say that you have no idea what you're talking about.

Are these all the things she said?

I pahked the cah too fahhh!

"AHH FAWK THEY TREW ME OOUHT."

Exactly. I feel like he would just buy a box of Tampons while he was at the corner store picking up beer. "Hey, I wasn't sure if you were running out of these or not, but just in case."

Umm, he's a Bostonian so he probably said he "cahnted cahds, now where are my khakis?"

I feel the same way. He seems like he'd pick you up at the airport, even when your flight is four hours late and it's the middle of the night and he's in charge of the kids' carpool tomorrow morning.

Ben Affleck: "I'm a Cheater."

I can't hate Ben Affleck. I bet he makes really good waffles on Saturday morning and never talks while Game of Thrones is on.

"A Jezebel Commenter Was Given a Sub-Site, and You Won't Believe What Happened Next!"

Makes the meatball sandwich sign look rookie by comparison.