I can’t imagine getting that upset about there being a diabetic friendly shop. 

As a lifelong chef I’d imagine the realm of “annoying orders” there’s regular allergy, vegan, gluten “allergy” and then there’s Demi Lovato.

I went from barely knowing who this person is to not caring to actively disliking her all in like the course of a year.

WTF is wrong with Demi??? Also, the texts she shared just makes her sound more like an asshole. Doesn’t help her “cause” at all. They also got great reviews on Google maps and Yelp so the claim of rude service just seems unlikely. All this just screams “performative” to me.

Man, I been doing it wrong my whole life. If I don’t like some food joint’s menu, I just don’t go back. I’m such a fool.

Fifty-two. Fifty fucking two.

She’s pretty harmless, but I’m always annoyed by people who announce they’re leaving an online community only to come back a few weeks later. She could have just as easily taken a 3 week break to see if she really wanted to leave, followed by an announcement if that was the case.

Chrissy Teigen is such a harmless person. There’s no need at all for the vitriol she inspires. I’ve seen no evidence that she’s rubbing her wealth in anyone’s face. She’s just tweeting things about her life that she finds interesting and some of those things are lavish because she happens to be very wealthy. I see…

Fox News is the mascot of the party that jizzes itself at the mention of the Boston Tea Party, Paul Revere etc. Yet they are cosplaying as imperialists now because they get a chance to shit on some black people. Ain’t racism wild?

“the VERY REAL killing of America’s most feared terrorist leader?”

What makes Captain Marvel pro-military propaganda? I haven’t seen it since it was in theaters, but I thought there was some obvious ‘boys club’ sexism in the Air Force scenes, keeping Carol out of a combat role, etc. I might not be remembering that right, but I don’t recall it being very flattering towards the…

Defence contractors have better lawyers and lobbyists than your average celebrity.

Jesus, two years later and I’m never going to stop feeling vicariously embarrassed by people calling Captain Marvel’s 90 seconds of air force content that’s entirely about how they’re a bunch of misogynist pricks ‘military propaganda’.

Speaking about good jokes, there’s a joke among pro-choicers that describes a lot of Americans’ take on abortion: they believe in it in cases of rape, incest, and me.

“Hey, look a woman director. That’s cool, right?”

“I'm a centrist!" tends to be an easy way to admit one neither believes in nor actually stands for anything. At least that's how I've seen it used lately.

Jamie Kennedy is kind of a dipshit? No way!

JW working on this joke in slack

One of the most interesting Japanese Kit Kats I brought back a few years ago was a custard-flavoured Kit Kat specifically made to be browned in a toaster oven.  Two minutes under a broiler and it actually had nice caramelized crusty bits.