John is also notably wrong about what the court did that allowed SB8 to become law. They didn’t “affirm” it as he claims in the tweet. They merely declined to take up a challenge to the law before it went into effect. They punted and said “come back to us when it’s law.” 

“COVID can suck a d-ck,” says the man actively helping extend the pandemic

Define “normal” and “youths” for me here. I’m 32 and have never been invited to a cash-burning wedding shitshow like this

What does their religion have anything to do with anything?

Culver’s fries are trash. The same trash Shake Shack serves, just at a more reasonable price point. Otherwise, yes, Culvers > In n Out

It’s almost like quality is based on personal preference and not hard data

Fair, but honestly what current enemy of the state didn’t receive (directly or indirectly) CIA training in the 60's, 70's, or 80's

Did you really just compare Captain Marvel, a movie about a former Air Force pilot who is granted super powers in a freak accident during an unauthorized intergalactic incident, with Zero Dark Thirty, a movie about the VERY REAL killing of America’s most feared terrorist leader?

Hi Elon!

Point to me where in that comment they even mention tiktok let alone defend it?

What’s a “Gia Gunn?”

Please don’t insult wrestling like that

He was never her “son” as she liked to claim. This child was treated like a pet at best and a prop at worst and this woman should probably be in jail for child abuse for this entire saga.

There’s a country song about getting fired for saying the N-word on your off day? I’m surprised but I’m not surprised.

We gotta make more stuff to get to the uh, places that, uh, need that stuff.

Knowing how reality TV gets made, probably yeah.

“outed as landlords” Ah yes. Damn those celebrities for investing in property and then doing the humane thing and voluntarily waiving rent for April. Jesus tittyfucking Christ this is a lot even by Zombie Gawker standards.

No. It’s not. It’s completely unethical and any journalist worth their salt would be horrified at the implication that they traded sex for access. You should feel gross for even insinuating that.

If you go, or even listen, to a former porn star for parenting advice you get what’s coming to you.

Serious, non-trolly question: How many times does Jaleela Jamil need to do something “cancelable” (lying about not knowing that George W Bush is a war criminal, publicly shaming a rapper for utilizing questionable weight loss methods/having an eating disorder, etc) before we just ignore her for good?