I miss the days where I had low-to-middling expectations of this team.

...when have the British ever stepped in to clean up their mess?

Your anecdotal experience doesn’t wipe out the actual expressed aims of American Christians “support” for Israel.

If Bob’s burger’s always looked “realistic” like Archer it would be creepy as fuck.

You mean Coach Spinoff Internet TV Character Coach Steve

KEEP. MAKING. THIS. POINT.

...The mental gymnastics it takes to think that the Chinese State Police would be stopped by a handful of dudes with semi-automatic rifles is incredible. That you followed that up by complaining that NASCAR is “submitting to snowflake pressure,” is pure comedy. NASCAR made a business decision, the fact that you’re so…

Oh get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. The Second Amendment reads in full: “A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed.”

Not in this community. Meth or K2 are way more likely if it’s drugs and not just a straight mental break.

I covered the end of Bivens’s HS career through his draft night and am just rocked to my core by this story. Danville/Pittsylvania County is a small community. To use a somewhat hackneyed cliche, it’s the kind of place where most people who are from there don’t leave. The whole community was watching Blake as a source…

Having met Hasan in a professional setting I’m thoroughly unsurprised by this development. Dude is a glorified edgelord and an actual douchebag. We were at an industry event in DC and he spent the entire time looking to hook up with someone. The minute a woman spoke to him and made it clear she wasn’t interested in…

Wymyn Skynyrd

Honestly, there’s something to the idea that the best way to protect players while keeping the hard-shell helmets of today is to simply remove the facemask, which is the only thing keeping a player from fucking up their face every time they go for a helmet-first hit.

Don’t feel too badly. That place was ludicrously priced and was doomed to fail from inception (chalk it up to a rookie mistake or two or three.) PLUS, Kwame is doing just fine now with his chain of Cheesesteak and Wing spots around DC not to mention his place Kith and Kin is considered one of the best restaurants in…

You must be fun at parties.

This probably isn’t even a question. But is there a worst decision than trying to sleep next to your kid? They are 2000 degree pinwheels that make odd noises and twitch nonstop while driving their tiny feet in to your sides.

My ex had a 5lbs chihuahua who she insisted be allowed to sleep with us. I’ve never been more uncomfortable in my life from the presence of an extra body in my bed. Dogs give off an unfathomable amount of body hear.

I personally could give a flying fuck (pun intended) what AF1 looks like. I *DO* care, however, that the President ordered an F-35 to hover over DC yesterday afternoon to show it off to the Polish president. There’s literally a military airfield 5-minutes away from the WH by helicopter.

...except Bartman was a fan who interfered in a game and Buckner was a dude who was payed to play it. One of those people are expected to make mistakes that could impact a baseball game, the other is Steve Bartman.