Be careful, he may think you’re trying to compliment him.

...are you high on bath salts?

Being “Pro-Israel” because you think it fulfills a prophecy in which the people you claim to be helping are forced to convert or die in the end is hardly being “pro” anything but doomsday cult

The RJC really needs to change its name to the far more accurate “Sheldon Adelson and Friends”

How ironic that like, maybe 10 Jewish people are participating. 

It’s quite simple actually, Trump just assumes that all Jewish people would vote for a Jewish candidate regardless of qualifications/criminal charges, just like he assumes all Black people voted for Obama and all Gay Republicans voted for Mike Pence.

Quite the opposite actually. His dad married the heiress of the Swanson Frozen Foods fortune and they clearly let The Help raise little Tuck Tuck until the age of 10 when they sent him off to boarding school to train him on how to be a propper Chet:

HE’S A FRENCH-CANADIAN BANKER AND I WANT HIM TO WIN THAT MUCH MORE: https://www.linkedin.com/in/lionel-pimpin-01a11138/

Those are merely supplements good sir!

Then he stands in the center and offers no solutions, because you can’t stand in the center and have a solution

Then, Now, Forever

Rename it Papa Shaq’s Pizza Shack you cowards!

At this point, BC’s next game is an NCAA tournament game. Hockey East can’t make them forfeit that.

You must be fun at parties

Everyone knows they don’t say “woof.” Genius is never wrong about lyrics.

No. You’re wrong.

Converse is owned by Nike now so...

I took “Sports Marketing” in high school, which was essentially Fantasy Football For Credit. Good times. Shout out to Mr. Burke.

Outlaw nepotism

It’s cute that you think drafting poorly or signing a QB to a badly inflated deal for a year is worse than cutting the franchise’s all-time leading scorer with no plan as to how to replace him. You’re still wrong though.