This is a rare time when I have to admit that the tweets (sigh) are good:

“I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there. I’ll tell ya how I lost my NASCAR career”

A wise man once said, “You gotta be a stupid mutha***** to get fired on your day off!”

this just uprooted them and flipped them upside down

I was a Kyle Larson fan, liked him since his first win. This just tainted that and now I’m questioning keeping my 42 cars out for display. It’s not just that he said it, it’s the casualness of it. I’m all for making jokes with friends, in private if you really find it necessary. But you’re on a gaming service,…

None of those other people were walking around wearing flower crowns and gleefully speculating on how they’d theoretically kill their husbands — if they had to. She’s a meme because she’s easy to turn into a meme; she’s a clown.

It’s not that you’re too old, you’re just too much of an asshole.

I’m 37 and absolutely cannot be bothered to give a shit about streamer culture, but I definitely don’t come stamping my feet around about how I don’t get it. Along the same lines, I don’t comment on Blabbermouth about how I don’t get the appeal of Tony Iommi.

OK Boomer

It’s dumb to single out two individuals for participating ethically within the constraints of an unethical system that has no realistic chance of being dismantled anytime soon.

Shes probably pissed her landlord won’t and is taking it out on them. 

It sounds like Hamilton Nolan is writing under the pen name Joan Summers. 

Yeah I thought that was really weird to have here. They took the step when so many corporate landlords aren’t doing shit.  Like why are they being called out here?

But it should be easily agreed upon that accumulating rental profit from the wages of people likely making far, far less than you is at best a tad questionable.

I have no issues with Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard owning a building and I think they’re being really good landlords by not charging rent for April. It’s decent and I wish my apartment complex would do the same.

You mean Cece-Morgan le Fay mess-around!

Sounds like a classic Cece-Elizabeth Hurley messaround 

I felt so bad for Diamond. It’s bad enough she’s been getting death threats online, but Why were the show/the Lacheys also acting like she was also at fault? It really did seem like she was being victimized all over again. I like how she responded to Vanessa Lachey along the lines of: Vanessa wouldn’t be accepting of…

Nobody tell him about Tim Allen’s show. Or Patricia Heaton’s show. And Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone all have careers despite their politics. And wasn’t Clint Eastwood nominated for an Academy Award after yelling at a chair during the RNC?