Thankfully, I’d never heard of this guy before, but it seems to me that he’s a miserable piece of shit and he got what he deserved, Good riddance, garbage boi.

She my favorite cast member too. She’s consistently hilarious.

Wanna see an SNL article not about Pete or the news anchor guys someday, all just “Cecily Strong shows up to work regularly, does good job, does not look like a candy cane with a bunch of tattoos on it.”

As long as we’re piling on Jeremey Irons for his past mistakes: Eragon (2006)

Right. The Church has a right to declare sins wherever they like, and we have the right to go right on ignoring them.

The church has an absolute right to call abortion a sin - that doesn’t mean that it’s right, it means that the church is a bigoted, racist, homophobic institution that has no place in modern, civilised society.

...or Domino’s “If we screw something up, we’ll try to fix it now” guarantee

It was Ryan Reynolds and Micheal Bay. I'm not sure what people were expecting but it was exactly the mindless entertainment I thought it would be and it delivered.

Yeah, I would assume one of those Netflix Sandler films would have been the more appropriate target.

It wasn’t that bad. It was far from good, but I’ve seen worse. I mean, have you seen Batman vs Superman?

I’m going to my next Rob Zombie concert wearing spandex.

It’s well known that he wrote most of his songs while sitting on the couch watching jazzercise videos. We all need a muse.

Like the editors of every terrible early-’00s horror movies knew, everything can be improved 10% by adding “Dragula” on top of the footage.

Zack Morris never disliked the poors: they and all marginalized groups were just tools for his schemes.

This sounds to me to be the work of Chief of Staff Lisa Turtle.

“The criticism isn’t merely about ‘who gets to tell which stories,’ it’s that this story was told so shabbily.”

Since they all mooch live off the money she pulls in, I doubt anyone dares to say no to her. 

Everyone’s feet seem to be in proper proportion so it’s a step up from most of the comics it’s based on. 

Is that all?  That is, is that their sole contribution?

Yeah, it sounds like he’s taking a break or using other alternatives like edibles or vaping. 

“Nelson told the news station that he’s done with marijuana”