Yeah, this issue came up on the Salty Waitress column over on the Takeout a couple weeks ago.

Speaking as pro-employee, restaurants should integrate the costs of employee health insurance into their pricing. Restaurants who insist on this surcharge are, as you say, just passive-aggressively complaining about…

I strongly, strongly recommend clicking through and watching him get torn to tiny little brand-humping shreds in the replies.

Let’s be sure to heap the appropriate scorn on the restaurant owner here. He put that as a line item to make people angry that they have to pay for other people’s Obamacare.

Wow. You mean a sports website where they deliberately “stick to sports” is suffering financially? It’s too bad I can’t think of any other websites where that would be considered useful information...

What, you mean it ISN’T a huge trap, out to get everyone and ruin society and kill comedy and boners for everyone, everywhere for all eternity???

It’s just about respecting people and making people feel safe and welcomed?

Wow! Well I’ll be consarned!

Don’t be racist, sexist, ableist, or trans/homophobic. That’s pretty much the list. If you can’t make people laugh without being any of those things, maybe the problem isn’t the culture that surrounds you?

Tonni from Quinzee

You know how the old defense for a lot of creepy dudes banging underage teens is, “She looks older?” The opposite could not possibly be more true for Greta. She's 16, but she has the vibe of a precocious 11-year-old. (This in no way diminishes the righteousness of her fury, BTW.) So for this dude to be saying that…

What an apt location for Mrs. Dash to be incarcerated.

Land O Lakes Jail? Is that where they're sending Hillary for all those butter emails I keep hearing about?

Hard to believe, she usually seems so reasonable and like she has her shit together

good time to point out that Joe Ricketts is trash

Leading candidate for next manager 

There’s absolutely zero reason to believe this is anyone other than Geoff Cameron, who is an idiot. Also, it’s extremely Good and Normal that he knows that the official merch of the President of the United States is the opposite of anti-fascist stuff.

Not only a red door mat, but her next thought must’ve been, as she opened the door “someone broke in and switched out my couch and kitchen table and pictures and paintings...” and then she came upon the dangerous black man trying to redecorate. Shooting the perp in defense of her khaki decor was really the only…

Next year face mask penalties will be reviewable.

Nah, Sanders clearly just had his jersey and pads on backwards

Nah, Sanders clearly just had his jersey and pads on backwards

Well maybe the helmet spontaneously spun 180 degrees and then jumped off Sanders' head. Who are any of us, referees or not, to say for sure that isn't what happened?

This was honestly one of the most absurd no-calls I've seen in a while. This clownshoe could have actually broken Sanders' neck.