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You act as if Japan is the only country with a schoolgirl fetish.

“What if we reverse the Earth’s rotation so the hurricanes go the other direction?”

“We’ll look into it. sir.”

Why isn’t John Goodman a recurring character in the MCU?

John Goodman would make a quite excellent Galactus. 

Too busy fucking strangers in the ass.

Ok. Great. Whatever.

Why don’t you shut your whore mouth and accept what The Mouse gives you!!!!

All I see is...

I think you’ve stumbled on a good point by shifting the frame to guns. “America deserves mass shootings” is a different statement from “The people shopping at Walmart deserved to be murdered”. One is a rhetorically provocative condemnation of the ruling class and the policies they support, the other is a cruel and

This is the same jackass who a few months ago basically said he didn’t care if he was right as long as people listened to him. He may make a few valid points, but he’s still trash.

It's less when you account for the exchange rate.

You have it wrong. The goal posts are *in the field of play* normally for the CFL. That’s insane. It has nothing to do with kickers, and everything to do with the giant metal poles PRECEEDING the endzone.

+1 hastily-painted helmet and 2 flaking frostbitten feet.

40%? Thank you for your generosity!

The Oakland Raiders: 40 percent of a football team on 80 percent of a football field.

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

There’s only one “The Fridge,” and that guy ain’t him.

Am I the only one who watches that video and thinks that the guy racing the fridge is in on the gag?

I don’t need to open the door to know that guy’s light is not on.