Disclaimer: rampant speculation here. I’d guess that the “sex tape” might be referring to Dwight Howard’s accuser, who some thought was trans (but is a gay man). That would explain the clumsiness, and why the Warriors/Curry might understandably push back against the description of the conversation. 

The Athletic’s “chief content officer,” Paul Fichtenbaum

A real missed opportunity not painting that Gruden bobblehead’s face bright red...

Now we know Drew was taken to the DL by Mr Scary Mascot. ITS YOUR FAULT WE DON’T HAVE HATER’S GUIDE, DEADSPIN.

Shit. Get better and don’t let BIG HOSPITAL beat you! We miss you.

hope you’re better soon, drew https://giphy.com/gifs/showtimesports-football-nfl-inside-the-X9iJ5XixHfDhnfJd4F

Considering that Liberty president Jerry Falwell Jr is one of President Cheetohead’s biggest evangelical supporters, it’s no surprise that Liberty would pick a football coach that does not match the school’s supposed values.

Come on now. If George Bush is in heaven right now I have to think he’s actually doing what he liked best on Earth, ignoring people with AIDS. 

Why is Steven Seagal in that clip the regular saiyan to Guy Fieri’s super saiyan.

Gregg Berhalter... the 2nd rate manager of a 2nd rate club of a 10th rate soccer league? This is why we can’t have nice things. Looking forward to part 2 of American Fiasco.

Congrats to Mexico and Costa Rica on qualifying for 2022. Looking forward to the contest between Panama and Honduras for that last guaranteed spot.

Seriously, if the damn flight attendant is laughing, what the hell is this kid’s life going to be like in middle school? School children are evil. To quote John Mulaney “They will get to the thing you don’t like about you.”

I would settle for a judge ordering the mother to change the kid’s name to something normal, AND changing her own name to Abcde.

I continue to think Hyland is the best actor among the younger generation on this show so I’m glad they gave her something to do.  Now if they could stop making lazy food jokes, that would be great, too.  

Missouri is not in the South.

I like Dylan. He’s sweet. Also I enjoyed how Phil’s nemesis, and us learning that he’s gay, was still a douchebag. Much more humanizing.

Connan really needs to do a travelogue show. I’d watch a season of one hour shows where he’s in a different country every week. Or an “Around the World in 80 Days” thing like Michael Palin did back in the day. (great little show)

I am of sound belief that Questlove is to Afroman what Clark Kent is to Superman. Take of the glasses and I guarantee that Afroman instantly becomes one of the baddest drummers on the planet.

It’s pretty cool how swiftly WB can make me roll my eyes at something that I had, up until now, been 100% on board with.