I just want to remind everyone that Eugene Melnyk, who has threatened to leave town if he doesn’t get a new arena despite the current arena being <25 years old, is only alive because a fan donated a portion of his liver to him.

Is this going to be like an MJ or LeBron James situation where we all know Dan Snyder should win every year, but the voters get bored with making the same choice year after year so we talk ourselves into voting for Jeter even though we all (or at least I) forgot he even owned a team until just now?

I’d vote for Jeter but calling him an owner would be a compliment. 

Who was accused of rape and would not cease to vape?

Big Cass was actually there too but couldn’t afford 2nd row seats and by the time he made it down from the 300 section Enzo was already gone

They didn’t even let him take his souvenir folding chair!

Never has a person’s actions contradicted his shirt this precisely.

I will take the one who has been a world heavyweight champion.

By the way, another example of the gem that is Enzo Amore. He released a diss track about his former girlfriend Liv Morgan who is a current WWE performer. They reportedly broke up because Enzo was cheating on her.

That female security guard is still one of my favorite Mania memories from recent history. There have been great matches, but just as a moment.

When a douche with bad hair, stands on his chair.

Don’t worry folks. He'll get the help he needs.

Burneko works at Cap One Arena?

Dear Mr. Pedantic,

Starring Vince Vaughn as Vince Vaughn in The Movie With Vince Vaughn In It

*glances at November 2016 calendar entry*

Vince Vaughn coming in strong for a “Mailing It In” Role of the Year award

What.

These people elected Donald Trump as their leader. They have no credibility as any moral authority forever and ever, amen.

that makes sense since Paige was a teenager when all of this happened