Deadspin has a responsibility to keep its readers up to date about fast-food family feuds, IMO

“Papa John the Pizza Man” posts are fast becoming the 2018 version of Cardinals losing/White Sox transactions posts.

I only hope, for his sake, that Torres obtained the express written consent of Major League Baseball before posting his video online.

Not to be “That Guy” but I dont want my elected government officials making jokes about arming toddlers with RPGs.

If he was in on the joke he wouldn’t have needed to put out this whiny statement.

You think he was in on the joke?

Looks like Papa John’s just found their new spokesman.

Underwood was signed as an undrafted free agent by the San Diego Chargers. On August 30, 2014, he was waived. On September 3, 2014, Underwood was signed to the Philadelphia Eagles’ practice squad. On September 9, 2014, he was released from practice squad.^{[citation needed]}

You’re right, this is literally the most misleading thing I’ve seen on the internet today.  By like a million percent. 

Underwood was signed as an undrafted free agent by the San Diego Chargers. On August 30, 2014, he was waived. On September 3, 2014, Underwood was signed to the Philadelphia Eagles’ practice squad. On September 9, 2014, he was released from practice squad.^{[citation needed]}

“...in the double-shooting sleeve, late-stage Melo getup”

When asked what made him such a big Rose fan in the first place, Griezmann replied, “His evasive style, ability to overcome adversity, and sheer willingness to be unselfish and sacrifice so the rest of the team can get their shots, in no particular order.” 

I’m just going to guess that Sergio Ramos’ number one idol is Draymond Green.

Upvoted for username-comment synergy.

So is Iron Man 3. Shane Black in particular loves Christmas.

Die Hard is actually a depiction of Al Powell’s triumph over sexual dysfunction.

Bro, do you even Die Hard? “Ho ho ho” goes after “Now I have...”

Proof:

Ho Ho Ho, now I have a bad take on Die Hard.

Didnt he kill all those people at Jong-Unstown?