In her defense, she is pretty courageous sporting that haircut and those eyebrows like that.

She looks like a giant redheaded Gremlin.

I’ll wait for someone who is actually funny to criticize a comedian and then I’ll pay some attention.

Always seems like people who say “I don’t get into politics” means “I have really shitty opinions and views and don’t want to publicly talk about them.”

I don’t get into politics, and stay away from the social media, but I will say that everything he said he was going to do for this country, he’s done.

“I know he’s not the most popular guy,’’ Buchholz tells USA TODAY Sports, “but I really like him. I don’t get into politics, and stay away from the social media, but I will say that everything he said he was going to do for this country, he’s done.”

“Paid for by the committee to elect this fuckin guy or Steve O”

How dare you omit the most important fact about this man?

What about the folks who want to put buckets of rocks in classrooms?

Your move, guns-in-schools-politicians. If you’re not willing to blast yourself in the face with your solution, is it even a solution?

“Save it for after the game!” Yeah, he did. He struck the guy out. That ended the game. Buncha doofuses.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

There’s always a language truther.

Let’s not forget that half the Spanish team speak Catalan as their first language and would therefore not be eligible for the Spanish speaking team, unless of course players are eligible for every language they speak in which case the English speaking team wins by a mile.

We arrived at work this morning to find this fantastic message, left by a caller in the Bay Area

It’s like my dad always says, [three minute voicemail of car noises and AM radio, muffled by his pocket].

He’s going to take me through my uncles facebook page?

Then the Warriors or Cavs should just send a shirtless JR Smith to dribble out the rest of the term.

Meanwhile poor Tammi’s getting dragged again

Trump: We’re so proud to have the most patriotic, the most up standing, the best rep-
Smith: *Rips microphone from Trump’s hands* You tryin’ to get the pipe?!
*Audience cheers*