Mmmm. Meat Loaf.

I know there are some people that feel like any situation is worth joking about.

If Andrew WK upsets you this much, you might want to seek some help

Because in addition to being Squirtloaf’s mortal enemy, he’s a charming and irrepressibly positive personality with a fun live act?

Deadspin and the other GawkerGizmodo sites are the reason I installed an ad blocker after refusing to use one for years because I wanted to support content on the internet. There’s “support” and then there’s “accept 11+ scripts loaded per page that slow the site to a crawl on a PC with 32 GB of RAM and a fast…

Yeah, I feel like I’m really missing out in something.

It’ s not just the videos. Load the site without an adblocker and it’s fucking horrendous. The normal empty whiteness is encased in shit. My blocker is currently showing 31 blocked ads.

Yeah, the 85 percent of the country that has no idea what Roy Rogers is or where they’re located.

And guess who helped write the jokey copy for the pop-up asking you to turn off your ad blocker on this very site? That was me. Don’t turn that shit back on. We need the money to replace Marchman.

Also, this dichotomy:

Someone tell Charles that.

If we hear of an ‘accident’ that George doesn’t survive, do we still root for Charlotte?

When I was in 5th grade a fellow student slipped on the freshly waxed floor, so I burned down the entire school. Standard procedure.

#NotAllHomicidalManiacs

Seems legit. When someone dies in an accident, it is normal to just dismember the body and then sink your own submarine, as one does.

Oh sure. It’s got to be the rich white man.

Hopefully she doesn’t become a . . . ZOMBIE

I imagine the dude turned to his buddy and said, “Holy shit, how much did we pay for these seats?”

I find all of this very confusing....but also deeply erotic.