The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

I’m trying to figure out the logical end of this thought that isn’t “it’s okay to withhold the rights of a person in hijab if it’s by another person in hijab.”

He takes me out of every single movie he is in.. He’s lowkey Nic Cage. This goofy mother fucker’s acting is so bad he somehow made me miss Shia LaBeouf in the last Transformers movie

Hey, maybe if Bernie goes to make a speech, it will make ALL the difference in the world...in Louisiana. We know how Jewish that state is.

“This is what I was talking about.”

This will be super helpful for him if he ever ends up on the A’s.

Things were looking up for him.

There are a large number of liberal/moderate churches out there. Being a Christian doesn’t mean being conservative.

Divorced people accepting and being kind to each other for the sake of their kids always gives me hope. This is a very good story.

I don’t think she’s talking about Columbus being a Trump stronghold as much as the reasoning behind picking Columbus (its soccer fans are very white compared to the fans of other, larger US cities) is whats Trumpian about it.

While we forced Germany to remember what fascism means, we allowed ourselves to forget with a pat on the back.

Advisor: The President faithfully executes

“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”

12 Monkey Shoulders

Did someone check to see if she WASN’T a time traveller?

+0.1

BAC TO THE FUTURE

she disrupted the space-time continuum and now biff tannen is president.