America died? Get out then. People would die to live here under any circumstances.

...but what has trump said about the issue?

Kate McKinnon is an openly LGBT woman, and one could argue that the rhetoric of the Trump/alt-right has been more vitriolic towards those folks (actually, one hardly has to argue the point as there’s already some discussion about going after gay marriage in some circles). So no, I think Kate was the perfect choice.

Loved how she slowed down and tearfully savored that last stanza:

And yet I’m somehow single. huh.

I’ve been arguing all week with my friends who voted for President-Elect Cheeto, and all I have to say is this: If you tell me you “will not tolerate racism, hate, harassment or violence,” but you voted for Trump, then you really aren’t being true to your word.

Pretty sure this is about a race truck

Toyota, huh?

All of a sudden, I feel ok again. Sort of.

I wish I were a bear. If I were a bear, I wouldn’t have to listen to politics, or feel guilt, or poop indoors. I could be free to live my life and no one would look at me like I was crazy for tearing a backpacker’s throat out.

Republicans blocked every infrastructure bill Obama tried to pass, but I think if Trump pushes for one democrats should absolutely support it. Show that they’re not the same as republicans.

Yeah, let’s keep perpetuating the dysfunction. That’ll fix things.

Twitter is moving all of Obama’s tweet to @potus44 or something. trump gets to angrily tweet on @potus at 3am on jan. 21

Plus, his cool podium can move, too:

“By knocking off the Warriors, they cemented the 1996 Bulls as the greatest team of all time. Your President thanks you for that.”

He can mock all he wants. He won both of his contest.

A little too soon to be mocking folks for blowing a huge lead in a national contest, Barack.

“Wait, what do you mean there is no ‘Secretary of Offense’?”

A very poor Ric Flair impersonation.

Marchman: “My vote doesn’t matter, especially because I live in Pennsylvania, a safe state that will in no case go for the candidate of misogyny and white ethno-nationalism”

Yeah... about that....