As an environmental scientist i guess its time to throw in the towel for any hope of a career

Nah, much worse. DHS Secretary Giuliani. AG Christie.

The next 4 years? Fuck that I’m hoping this is the wake up call that gets people to pay attention to the mid term elections.

Secretary of Big Macs, Chris Christie.

As a Muslim American who spent the night consoling friends and family members, please, do not be jaded. As ridiculous as that sounds, it’s literally my only request. Because jadedness lends itself to apathy, and if there were ever a time to actually care about anything, it’s now, facing a clown president and a fascist…

The optimist in me thinks he spends his next two years fighting with Paul Ryan and the American public sobers up and votes them all out by 2018.

America does not heed its better angels. America is exactly what we all knew what America was. America looked into the abyss. America saw its id. And America embraced it.

I Am the People, the Mob

Gawker is dead and a Trump presidency is alive. Fuck.

I place $50 on lone dip shit with a gun.

Except there are more things on that ballot than the president.

This may kill Skip Bayless.

Maybe he CAN’T vote. What is he hiding.

It would have been a lot more entertaining if she grabbed him by the Pepsi

That’s disgusting. Coke is clearly superior.

(last will and testament is read) (she is sold to a Russian oligarch to pay off his debts)

Yeah but her alibi of watching Pardon my Zinger will get her off

Don’t worry Tiffany he’ll be dead soon and you’ll get some of his less then a billion dollars. And when that happens share some with me thinking about how I got you through this tough time with these kind words.

She knows what she did!! (Was born female from my middle wife.)

After all this, Tiffany will likely be one of the main suspects if someone shoots Trump by the sun dial in Centeral Park right after he unveils the sunblocker on top of Trump Tower.