Cuban has nothing to worry about, the robots don’t want to write recaps to Mavs games either.

She is a minority though, how many other Joker-Americans do you know of?

Team officials say they have not heard from Richardson since before the party was scheduled to begin. Of course, they also say the cake is very thick.

Or better yet, have several cardinals as appetizers!

Of course the hilarious outcome will be it just accelerates the rate people cut the cord for all those services, in the second largest media market in the country.

Did they use any salt from the tears of angry Cardinals fans on the goat?

Dude - I still dream about her crispy pig face. No that’s not a euphemism.

The goat leg is good, but the pig face is really where it’s at.

I remember as a kid being bemused by the fact the Royals had Bud Black who was white, and Frank White who was black.

“Wow! The new position of these chairs really lets you see the North Atlantic better!”

Since goats weigh about 40 lbs, my guess is this was probably a delivery of the goat leg you can pre-order at Girl and the Goat, Stephanie Izard’s place on Randolph Street. It looks like this, and it’s fucking delicious.

Doing the most with the least.

Student of the game, that one. A real gym rat.

I admire his high motor and basketball IQ.

He probably had a strong work ethic and worked hard to develop his abilities.

I for one admire his scrappy, deceptively fast effort.

Sitting in work actually muttering to myself, “Go, motherf*cker. GO!”

It’s all dried kale and sparkling water from now on, boyo. These are the end times.

Holy Shit. I am torn because my priorities are drinking brews with the bros, eating snack food, and watching football, but I also want the Redskins to change their name. Does she just want to have the name changed? Or is she trying to ruin my boozing, chips, bros, and redzone Sundays?