“Gaaaaaaaatoraaaaaaaade”

Nsync and Britney Spears are talented. What did the Kardashians do to earn their fame other than be related to a friend of OJ or put out a sex tape?

You seem like the kind of guy that thinks Trump is really gonna drain the swamp.

Take a long look in the mirror and evaluate your life choices you sad, pathetic, pissant.

Snoochie boochies

Get out of here narc

That’s a funny way of spelling Duncan Keith

Duncan Keith Teeth would like a word

But it’s the devil weed that AG Sessions is concerned about. Not these perfectly legal, potentially lethal, opiates.

Fuck Bruce Pearl

Except that the City of Chicago owns and operates the stadium, not the Bears.

If anything I’m going on the offensive.

Worse than the N-Word?

This is my new favorite twitter exchange.

We get it. You’re not funny. Next thing you know you’ll be telling us about what an average sized dick you have.

Oh wow. “You’re in the greys.” What a terrific comeback.

Are you fucking new here or something?

You’re absolutely correct. I wonder if Mr. Petty felt that way when the Duck Dynasty guys got suspended for spewing some pretty disgusting ruminations on gay people. Additionally, the first amendment 100% protects you from the President of the United States calling for you to lose your job because of something you…

- Racial (provided they aren’t directed at White people)/Homophobic/Ethnic Slurs

Let’s remember some 90's Cubs: