Third. Luckman & McMahon def. come first simply because of titles. Maybe fourth depending on where you rank Blanda.

+8 pairs of socks

No, you have to be passport-eligible (as in you can obtain a passport from said country.) Israel has a distinct advantage in that sense.

So, just to be clear, you assume, that because someone has two first names (say, James Richard Perry, aka the new Sec. of Energy), was a Fulbright scholar, was a Peace Corps member and is fluent in multiple languages that they are “ghetto trash,” and yet you don’t know how to use air quotes (or you don’t know what an…

That Kander burn is fantastic. Chickenhawks Chickenshits like Schilling are the worst.

Because homophobia really doesn’t play in Israel outside of the extremely far right orthodox Jews. Shit, even Jerusalem (the city in which he plays) has a fucking Pride parade.

Dude you can’t argue with or educate these people. They don’t know shit about Tom Perez other than he was a part of the Obama Admin which “let them down” in some way or another. They think anything other than New Deal style change is a loss while ignoring the fact that FDR was the last president to be allowed to serve…

Sorry friend. America lost, Russia won. I’m waiting for them to rename the airport outside of DC Regan-Trump-National Airport

Not enough Trump. Rename it the Trump Mar a Lago Middle Trump Charter Academy of Trumpiness.

Donald J Trump Elementary

Smith or Osbourne?

Do tell, what are your customers paying you?

Because people like Greg Abbott can only think of themselves

Can’t argue punchlines with this idiot. He thinks a joke from Family Guy that involves Disney characters murdering Mort Goldman (the shows resident Jewish stereotype in case you don’t watch it) was hilarious not because the punchline was Walt Disney was a notorious racist but because “haha kill the Jew”

Context you fucking idiot. That’s the difference. The joke in South Park almost 100% of the time is the Cartman is a dumb ignorant fuck not unlike yourself because of his closely held anti-Semitic beliefs. Once again, where is the joke here? What’s the punchline? Is it “har har har those brown folks don’t know what…

These are the people that “boycott” Starbucks (b/c they changed the color of their cups or some stupid shit) by buying more Starbucks but making the Barista’s say something stupid like “Donald Trump” or “Merry Christmas” or “I have the reading comprehension of a third grader”

Doesn’t Bannon technically persecute Muggle-borns? Or are Jews, Black, and Brown people automatically wizards these days?

Yeah it totally didn’t work. I mean, other than the kid who was taken No.1 overall in the draft (and likely rookie of the year) specifically citing the Coyotes as the reason he, an Arizona native, ever started playing hockey. So yeah, you’re right, it TOTALLY didn’t work as a means to spread the sport to new areas.…

Who pays more, DeVos or Soros?

THIS.