I’d gladly take moving back home to Chicago to live under martial law than to be in my current situation, which is being neighbors with this living can of Tang that “The People” elected to run our country

As an Illinois native with a healthy distaste for all things Wisconsin (except for your delicious, delicious dairy products you bastards!!!!! *Shakes fist*) I beg to differ. Wisconsin is a lot of things, but Florida North is not one of them. You’re your own special little snowflake of a weird/fucked up state.

...wouldn’t Ohio be the Florida of the midwest?

You know what, I had a whole thing written out about how you’re a pedantic baby-man with your “Some of us don’t believe in binary politics” bullshit but you’re not worth it. Let us know when you join the rest of us in reality and realize that binary politics is exactly the way the American system was designed to…

Hey dumbass, 6m is more than half of that 11m number you mentioned. Also, the headline of the story you linked says 5m non-Jews. So you tell me, how am I wrong? And before you answer, remember that you sound smarter when you shut the fuck up.

Seeing as if it weren’t for the Coyotes, Auston Matthews wouldn’t have ever picked up a hockey stick (let alone become the No. 1 overall pick in the draft), I’d say it’s perfectly fine to defend the existence of the NHL in Arizona.

Ignoring the fact that it’s widely accepted by historians across the board that the vast majority of the victims of Nazi Germany’s death camps and general genocidal tendencies were Jews, that whole “victim card” line is wildly offensive. Would you tell a Black person to stop using the slavery victim card? What about…

Oh just admit you made a shitty joke using shitty terms that assholes typically use to describe people with enough empathy to vocally support people who are not exactly like them and then move the fuck on.

Oh, so it’s your reaction when confronted with the fact that not all “SJWs” are immature and overly PC to the point of being unable to criticize a torturous Nazi simply because she was a lesbian.

If you can remember either the year 1995 or the death of Kurt Kobain you are NOT a snake person

RE: Peanuts

I don’t like meat anymore so I gave up all eating and haven’t looked back (because I died)

Real talk: What the fuck does a guitar have to do with St. Louis?

OK but then you can’t merely apply that standard from year to year. If you look at the last four years overall, the gap in revenue is much smaller than what US Soccer would lead you to believe as reported in this article by Grant Wahl: http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/04/06/uswnt-us-soccer-wage-discrimination-reve…

OK but then you can’t merely apply that standard from year to year. If you look at the last four years overall, the gap in revenue is much smaller than what US Soccer would lead you to believe as reported in this article by Grant Wahl: http://www.si.com/planet-futbol/2016/04/06/uswnt-us-soccer-wage-discrimination-reven…

Yes, but don’t you think the US National Soccer Team that gets paid the most should be the one that, I dunno, actually wins important games and World Cups?

...Dad is that you?!

I have two theories