My Dad’s Dad was a miserable old bastard. When he passed away in ‘03 the general consensus among my family was that it was for the best. He hadn’t ever been the same since my Grandma passed in ‘97, not that he was all that pleasant to begin with. He lived for the Bears and the Cubs. Everything else was just noise. I…

I like that he couldn’t even say that whole phrase in one take. He fucked it up so badly they had to cut two different takes together.

500 Days of Diaco?

I think it started hen Trump walked into a room full of GOP Jews and said “You people get the best deals... No one in this room hasn’t renegotiated a deal before.” Remember that the crowd there only booed him after he said that Israel needs to make good faith negotiations with the Palestinians and stop building…

“Sing”

No one ever lost by betting on the stupidity of the American people

Have you looked at the ratings for literally anything lately? Even the NFL ratings are going down. Welcome to the modern media landscape, where Nielsen ratings are meaningless.

“...be mad at Bettman who is seemingly incapable of growing the sport...”

A well thought out and not at all pithy response in a somewhat lengthy comment chain on Deadspin?! I’m shocked! SHOCKED SIR! Shocked!

Yeah, I was laughing at the line “if the company is profiting and they have any sort of profit share” That’s not something newspaper companies do anymore. What they may offer is bonuses tied to increased circulation, but even then they aren’t guaranteed. I understand that, as a local, you have a better understanding…

No, I’m not from Dallas. However, as a member of the media I can assure you that the reporters and editors aren’t in the tank for any stadium plan.

Hahaha a media conglomerate offering its writers a profit share. You really crack me up with your complete misunderstanding of how media works in this country. And btw, when you say a newspaper has a “master plan” to “build toll roads” it just makes you sound like a nutjob.

Be that as it may, the people who make the editorial decisions (Publisher, Editors, writers) wouldn’t see any kind of profit from that, so to accuse them of being in the tank for some sort of downtown Dallas stadium seems ignorant at best and conspiratorial at worst.

If you think TV Stations and Newspapers are really that concerned with the location of the stadium (and not the mere fact that it’s a shitty deal for their viewers/readers) then I don’t think you understand the current state of the media industry in this country. The DMN and WFAA only care about staying in business.…

“Montero huh? Sounds Mexican. Can we trust him with the world series? Something is going on here people! Believe me. Believe me.”

Who pissed in your cheerios? Seriously shut the fuck up and go back to the bridge you live under.

Hillary is a Hillary fan. She says whatever she needs to to try and make people like her. Most years I’d be 100% against that kind of person becoming president. Most years though the other side would put up a halfway decent candidate that doesn’t brag about sexually assaulting women etc. etc. etc.

FIRE JIM NANTZ

Curt Schilling would wear a football jersey to an interview on a news network