I'm sorry, but who voted New Coke over Cocaine???

It is considered an addiction in Overeaters Anonymous. It's called exercise bulimia and it often goes hand-in-hand with an eating disorder and body dysmorphia.

He must be hung like a horse for how often his thingamajig shows up on camera.

Harry looks like Fred from Scooby Doo.

"I worry it's because of something I did." That is definitely your issue and you shouldn't put it on the other person.

You could also substitute Woody Allen or Whit Stillman in this article.

This video made good gifs.

There's nothing more awesome than a young man under 30 who is sure he has all the answers.

My dog LOVES socks!

I think he's physically attractive, however, his reputation precedes him, not to mention his cornball music.

I'm so glad I don't have a man card.

That might be the case in England, but in America, all my divorcing friends take years to get divorced due to the high cost of legal fees, plus the amount of official separation required by law before they can even file for divorce.

I have never understood the focus on thighs. I am not a thigh woman myself. Pecs, biceps, backs, butts, bulges? (Wow, a lot of b things are good on men.) I get it, but thighs? A lame body part to focus on for the sake of a lame pun. Also, you can't even see the majority of the thighs on the men in the photo, so how is…

This is more entertaining if you think the dog is trying to eat the child.

And you were sixteen.

Yes, yes. A thousand times yes.

Sorry to tell you, but these are the same size they were 30 years ago so I don't think they are ever-larger. Just mum sized.

Oh, the way you wrote it sounded like you were a member. Then I don't have to apologize. I take it back.

The signs pretty much seal their fate.

Don't forget the Mexican little person on Chelsea Lately. She's constantly insulting him with stereotypes about being Mexican.