You mean, Cow-O? Sorry, Couldn't help it. Your people did, after all, insult my ethnicity.

As a person who tends to ruminate, I have found this to be 100% true.

Plus, some dogs really are bitches, too.

Thanks for having a sense of humor.

Wow I guess our nation owes Satan bigtime. Ding!

Not all of the bible.

To be fair, Presbyterian is not a real religion. More of a hobby.

My neighbor claims to be a Freemason.

No, they're friends shaking hands saying "How do you do," and they're really saying, "I love you."

Texas, too.

Actually, it's driven by gay men in the fashion industry.

This also works for white people. "You're not Mexican, Mexican," they always say to me because I have no Spanish accent. I have a Masters degree, etc., etc. Because there's "normal people" (white, middle class, educated people) and then there's everyone else.

Unfortunately, many, many Americans aren't moderately obese. They're morbidly obese. You'd be surprised what qualifies as obese by the government guidelines for BMI.

You just articulated why I am 41 and never been married (as well never had any kids.) My parents never wanted me to "get serious" with a guy for all the same reasons you listed (school, education, career, life experiences) and then as soon as I graduated from college, they wanted me to marry my then-boyfriend. But I…

You can hear the cha-chings in her head.

Yeah, that was really unclear. They need to fire their copy editor.

If you think about it, the men are sort of expected to whore themselves at the whore house to make the client feel okay about doing it. So, yeah. I guess there is a double standard.

Made him a member of the auto dealers association and not a client from Jaguar.

And the dog had a Texas collar.

They are too thin for his taste anyway.