Dogs are stupid.

The idea behind the no-text instructions is that you wouldn't have to have versions printed in dozens of different languages. Just make one version and the whole world can use it.

And now, one awesome anime adaption (that makes me sad, for it will never exist!)

Since the Tardis already got some love, I'll go with the next sexiest ship on my list:

Giant whale that takes me to the moon in two seconds flat and recharges me? Yes please!

Party!

The "Somewhere" is a tricky problem, can't just open up the gate and let it loose ... people have done that before and it either ends with a quickly dead animal or a ecological disaster like raccoons in japan. If you send it home then it lacks the skills to survive and dies.

Frog Carter of Marsh.

SMBC on #4:

Here seems as good a place as any to pull out this heartwarming example of the spirit LEGO should be asked to embody in its toy lines:

Sucker Punch looked OMG awesome. Alas, it OMG wasn't.

Well, that's what happens when you lose the context of the times.

R2-D2 was an astromech droid, right? That means he was basically a machine designed to repair other machines. Sure, he ended up interacting a lot with organic beings, but that was an unusual role for an astromech to fill. Probably most astromechs' interactions with living beings are limited to being given orders to…

And many a strange, furry awakening began that day. Well, that day and the day we saw Disney's Robin Hood.

They all woke up on Third-Earth nude.

Baron Klaus Wulfenbach.

No waiting.... after a bunch of waiting. Grrrrr.

Safety first! Alton Brown shows the right way to fry a turkey.