I still vividly remember the episode where Jay’s son - a student at the United Nations school - was in charge of building a float for the school’s parade. It was supposed to be a man on horseback, but because all his classmates left after they ate the pizza Jay provided, he was only able to complete the back half....

Technically the first Captain Marvel was a dude but Carol Danvers was and had been a far more popular character in comics than the original was. She just had a bunch of different character names before taking  the Captain Marvel name. At that point a black woman had already used the name and led the fucking Avengers.…

Are they gonna make AVC subscription-based like they did with Jezebel and Splinter? Because 1) If Teti or O’Neal or whoever had asked for readers to do that back during the site’s glory days to avoid being bought out by Univision in the first place, I would have gladly said yes, but not for this husk and disemboweled v…

Yeah, still not convinced that making me wait even longer behind that horrible person with the list of 6 completely different customized sandwiches while the Subway employee slices 3 different kinds of meat for each one is going to to drastically improve my sandwich enough to make it worth it for me.

Yup, they probably should just close all their locations and be done with it. I’m not sure how much the brand is worth anymore. The time to sell would have been 3-4 years ago when they still had 100's of locations left. With so few stores left, a big expansion would require too much money from the new owners to…

Another thing that’s fully compostable, readily and cheaply available, and provides superior flavor is regular-ass coffee that takes 2 minutes to make.

Anakin’s mom is hot.

Definitely makes sense to end it after 3 seasons. Don't want to risk a Stranger Things scenario where the kids all start growing up too fast to be... well, kids. 

I went to a Subway last week while traveling. I went there because it was convenient and I didn’t want fried food. The roast beef sandwich was fine & exactly met my expectations. The teenager making it was polite.

yeah, they should have learned from their first try not to do pizza

Lower the price and get rid of the “free” chips they always forget to give you anyway.  I don’t even want them most of the time.

Honestly, the flatbreads weren’t that good anyway. If you want pizza, there are plenty of better choices.

“Fast food trying to screw the poor seems self defeating.”

Fucking good.

Right, right, there is absolutely nothing fascist about restricting the right to vote or hold office to the people that have gone through the government brainwashing program, and the novel definitely doesn’t glorify fighting and the infantry as the heart of the moral philosophy. It isn’t like the protagonist’s…

Yeah, Last Action Hero was a little before its time, meta wasn’t a THING yet. Now I think people know what it’s about and love it for it.

Last Action Hero is a spectacular movie built on a hilarious premise that almost no one understood and instead saw it as a common action movie.

Last Action Hero is ridiculously ahead of its time. I love that movie through and through. 

This film always reminds me of the situation around Last Action Hero. They’re both satires that went over the heads of a lot of critics because they were action/sci-fi films. They ironically missed giving them proper critical analysis and wrote them off as simple “popcorn flicks.”

They must be salted (ideally right when they come out of the fryer)