I’ll kinda miss Pardon My Cheesesteak, but otherwise good riddance. Several times I’d order from a Nathan’s and I’d get decidedly NOT Nathan’s fries. 

One thing is certain. Taco Bell may take #1 among Fast Food chains on price alone.

They selling the company. Why are they continuing to poison the purchase? Roark, if the sale goes through, is going to have to rebuild from the ground up.

Slate Slabrock!

Praise Bolt Vanderhuge!

Huh. Slow news year.

Anyone else getting diabetic shock just from reading this?

Er, fascinating as this all is, why is it under Jalopnik’s banner?

Philly does it again!

Y’know... Dewshine, that limited Mountain Dew product with no additives and using cane sugar was actually pretty good. I’d take that over the regular version any day.

Minor quibble; Wawa is a convenience store chain that added gasoline in the ‘00s. 

The fact that he’s trying to sneak back into the limelight, instead of owning up to his past misdeeds, speaks volumes. Whole lotta NOPE.

Cripes. I used my legit free pizza on the 9th. I had no idea this was happening...

This is insane.

DD also gave us Baby Park. Such manic choas in a simple loop.

Chicago deep dish is a proper meal you share with friends and have a nice conversation over. NY pizza is something you grab cause you need to hustle to get to Manhattan and thatwasmycabyousonuvabitch!

I enjoyed Godzilla, but I’m not going to defend it either. In terms of quality,  it’s right up there with the cheesy Showa era films.

Cadet Mariner was so damn earnest.

I had to stop getting lunch at DQ Grill & Chill to save myself. Fried curds are really addictive.

@#%$%$@!!