As I am 33, I have no goddamn idea what's going on.

Old man yells at cloud...based gaming.

You should evolve your Rattata to Pizza Rattata. You’ll be able to kick a lot of ass then.

A news destination... 140 characters at a time. Sure, why not? The American attention span is pretty low already, let’s just eliminate it altogether.

lol..he calls himself a Dr. and is a physical therapist.

What the hell are you talking about? What kind of PB has crunchy black peanuts??

That’s how I am with ketchup. I’ve yet to try a store brand ketchup that wasn’t either clumpy or runny. But on the flip-side there are countless things with which I’m perfectly content with the store brand.

In my experience generic “prepared” food (pizzas, poptarts, frozen things) are usually not as good as their comparative brands, but simple things are usually just as good. Heck, sometimes they’re better, I prefer generic peanut butter because it tends to have less of those crunchy black peanuts in them.

I always go for the generic, with just a few exceptions. For example:

If he were truly a Jordan imatator he’d quit the game some time in the middle of the 3rd quarter so he could take a couple of at bat in a slow pitch softball game, strike out a couple times and then come back at the beginning of the 4th and just dominate.

“I’ll bet you 10 large that guy is not the real Jordan.”

Unless something astounding comes out before it’s buried, I don’t think the Wii-U will win that award given that the Dreamcast exists.

nintendo blew it for me this generation, between ruining battle mode in mario kart and the star fox controls, i gave up. selling my wii u this week.

People always say they want their athletes to care about winning more than the money, and as soon as somebody goes to the team where they’re going to win the most (sometimes taking less money, like LeBron) all that goes out the window and the guy is weak.

This is a professional league where the goal is to put together the best team possible in order to win titles. Why are we insisting that guys go out and handicap themselves with a bunch of average teammates in order to overcome it? Its cheating if you go play with good players? What the fuck nonsense is this? You’re…

The loss of the Kuma and other out-of-the-box characters would be, wait for it...

Exactly what I was thinking. 9 years ago Simmons says Love > Mayo and also notes that it’s difficult to say without sounding like an ass because the reasons why Love > Mayo align with unfortunate racial stereotypes. Other than mixing in LeBron’s name, what was he wrong about?

Also, Simmons has spent more time over the…

Baby, I can make up with it with ill timed sarcasm, dark humor, emotional abuse, and debatable fidelity!

4. How will you deal with the inevitable changes in yourselves which may make the original agreements no longer valid?

I think finding soggy Playboys (or Hustlers, or Penthouse, etc) are a rite of passage. We've all done it.