That bear is not that handsome.

Apparently! Now I kinda want to read the whole book?

What the fuck did I just read?

Hmmmm

Because you can’t conditionally support the death penalty.

Eh, I can stand Wallykazam! and Bubble Guppies on Nick Jr.

Oh yeah. A battle to the death over the souls of the children. I’m on board with that.

My two memories of Jan Crouch (from my Fundie days)

While my hair will never hold that shape, and while I am not a prosperity gospel girl, I do like that lavender color.

Her kids look enormous! I know she was carrying them on her hip like yesterday, when the hell did they grow so tall???

Furthermore, we’ve really done our kids a disservice with the “stranger danger” business. Most of these people are known to the family or community.

Yes. Which makes all the jewelry and junk even less appealing. You know it’s all going on top of greasy dirt just by looking at him, and he probably never cleans any of it. I can’t imagine what his ridiculous collection of scarves and hats must smell like.

Leave Steve out of this. Because he may look a little odd but oretty sure he is squeaky clean. This fucktard isn't.

I will thank you to leave John waters and Steve Buscemi off that list, puhlease!

I thought that quote was weird. Is anyone out there saying, “Gee, I can’t believe this relatively young, not-broke D-list actor was found with child porn!” What about Mark Salling would make anyone say “Child pornography? Him? No way!”

Yep. No one wants to believe that these people could exist in their own backyard so they create these stereotypes about what they should look like (very obviously creepy) and who they should be (the powerful elite) but for every person who thinks someone with good looks, charitable reputation, fame, power and/or money…

That skull back dress would make an awesome wedding dress for a certain kind of woman and I feel like I might be that kind of woman.

Oh man, I can’t believe it took this long for this to surface!

Drunk History has taught me everything.

If drunk history has taught me anything it is that his brother was the true inventor and founder of Kellogg’s cereal!