Maybe it’s the country music you listen to rather than the genre.

Yeah, nothing edgy about a Korean War vet releasing a Vietnam war protest song or a ballad about what issues faced Native American soldiers when they came home.

No, the other one is the Married Jonas Who Had A Reality Show.

Look, I hate children, and even I would say its pretty damn clear its the adults in this situation who deserve our scorn.

State of Florida is so embarrassed

I don’t think Velma would be very interested in seeing men take their clothes off.

Yeah in a later episode they referenced it and she said “Oh yeah, I used to be a man... but it fell off.”

That’s probably because the only time the issue of content-neutral freedom of speech comes up is when racists and misogynists are brought to task, or when somebody burns an American flag.

And on this day in the year 2016, the word hero died an ignoble death.

I love Juliette Lewis...but I 100% believe this.

Bubububut... That can’t be true! Juliette Lewis is a dedicated member of COS (Church of Scientology) & a full-fledged Celeb Centre Sci-lon. She may not be an OT, but she did complete her Purification Rundowns, just like Prepon & the Masterson bros. Maybe Speidi was just intimidated by Juliette’s awesome, unblinking TR…

It was actually 2002. Can’t believe it’s been so long! http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/…

I’m sorry for telling my 2nd grade classmates I had diabetes. For some reason I thought it made me cool. I’m also sorry for lying and saying I was borrowing a pencil from my sister when she came to my class to ask me why I was telling people I had diabetes.

Pretty sure my “just say no to drugs” rap to the tune of U Can't Touch This would be in my top 5 things to apologize for.

So, who are the disabled actors on tv? RJ Mitte from Breaking Bad?

In fairness, I would climb over a skyscraper to get away from Florida Man.

Also, weird thing: that picture behind Jared Leto is (if I’m correct from my studies into forensic anthropology and bioarcheology) a picture of a person with an advanced stage of syphilis.

True. It smacks of “homeless chic” with TENCS (The Emperor’s New Clothes Syndrome) thrown in for good measure.

The crinkly little newborn ear has slain me. I write now from the great beyond.

“Look Lula. Once upon a time, Mommy did a bad thing but for a very good reason. Grandpappy FlappyLips needed a #1. Somehow the people in the world overlooked years of legitimate, amazing songs and never gave him and his friends a #1 song. Some Mommy had to make a bad movie so that Diane Warren would give one of the…