A masterpiece of Canadian literature.

I haven’t. It’s one of those things that I’ve been meaning to read but always forget about.

He is beautiful. Decades of Gentle Ben and all of those Hollywood bear stars have created unrealistic beauty standards for bears.

So, if you pay extra, can the warranty be extended?

Just make sure you’re wearing a tweed blazer with leather patches on the elbow while you’re doing it. That way everyone knows you’re an intellectual.

I believe it’s called; great literature.

With all the Canadian jokes we make and how nice they are aboot them, let them have some laughs this Election year.

Clearly you have not read the part where she coated herself in honey to seduce the bear but the disinterested bear “wandered off, farting and too soon satisfied.”

I shit you not, this is actually considered a classic of Canadian Literature;

I think the biggest offender is that one with Patrick Swayze and Wesley Snipes where they’re running around in drag costumes (like actual costumes you would wear during a performance) 24/7.

Even The Adventures of Priscilla... which was way more over the top (and better) didn’t have Hugo Weaving and Guy Pearce wearing…

Spot the Magical (Insert Noun) is one of my favorite games to play when watching Hollywood movies. I can even break down what the most popular Magical Other is by some decades. For example; the 90's loved Magical Queers, especially drag queens/trans women (which Hollywood struggled to differentiate).

It’s an Italian thing. They don’t like babies in restaurants or stores, so you have to chain them and the stroller up like you would a bike. To prevent baby/stroller thieves.

Actually, I think they do. Versace has a reputation as a younger, gaudier brand. I know a guy who used to buy Versace shirts and wear them as a laugh because they were so hideous.

I mean, Versace showed up a lot in Edina Monsoon’s wardrobe.

Yes. A Cthulhu statue shows up in the books at some point too. Maybe in that part of Vaes Dothrak where the Dothraki take all the statues of gods that they’ve stolen or the House of Black and White.

Most of GRRM’s writing has some sort of Lovecraft reference.

If actual Lovecraft characters/creatures show up, I would be…

You’re angry that they followed the books?

You mean how real pirates are racially ambiguous, best friends with a gay winged monkey, and travel a strange and magical world searching for treasures that will rid them of some Lovecraft-ian horror, all while being pursued by a crew of evil pirates voiced primarily by Tim Curry?

I’ve caught myself laughing at Peppa Pig. Of course that’s British children’s humor (or humour) I hear it’s more sophisticated.

Yeah, and I didn’t realize it until scrolling below but Nanny McPhee is also P.L. Travers.

Don’t feel bad. Her hair couldn’t hold that shape either, I remember reading somewhere that her wig maker also works for famous drag queens like Lady Bunny.

She got a lot of mileage out of that chicken story.