Or like Mary Poppins vs Nanny McPhee. There can be only one.

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One day, they’re little babies sitting in your seat while you’re driving (without a seat belt if I remember right) now they’re little men. When did they become little men?

I remember this video making the Facebook rounds a few years ago. The story assholes were spreading is this man flashes a group of “Feminist Pride” marchers and they go ape shit on him.
What really happened, was he flashed a march to support victims of rape and sexual assault and some of the marchers were girls as…

Not really. In the books greenseers can only go where there are Weirwoods and Aerys is pretty specific on who he wants to burn and why; “The traitors want my city ... but I’ll give them naught but ashes. Let Robert be king over charred bones and cooked meat.”

Personally, I hate speaking, and any time that I’m in a situation where I’m forced to speak with strangers or in front of a group, I use ‘but’ and ‘like’ almost as crutches (even though I know, I’m using them wrong).

I’m going to give the guy the benefit of the doubt.

1.) “Family” restrooms tend to be small one toilet restrooms off to the side. My thinking is that it would easier for him to have his daughter in a stall and his son using a urinal than A.) leaving a 7 or 5 year old standing outside in public while you help their sibling use the bathroom or B.) having them go right in…

I’m such an asshole. Whenever I see someone ranting about the letting transgender bathroom rights, or whatever they’re calling it, I calmly explain that children are most likely to be abused by a family member or a friend of the family in a private residence, so - statistically - the safest place for their child is a…

Still, before this, if you put down a picture of Mark Sailing and Steve Buscemi and play “Pick the Pedo” people would pick Steve. I like him too, but it’s the sad truth.

Also, why is no one defending Don Knotts honor?

In his stand-up/lectures John Waters does this bit where he talks about how he loves children’s films and how whenever there’s a new Disney film he goes and sees it opening day. When he says that, you can hear a collective gasp from the audience and without missing a beat he says; “I know how I look. There’s usually a…

No, you’re wrong. I got this figured out.

They’re both witches and they need to be burnt for this witchery.

Name me one ‘high-profile individual’ who has ever been accused of inappropriate behavior with kids. Name one internationally beloved, eccentric pop singer; or a single critically acclaimed, Oscar winning director; or even someone whose famous on a national level, like a wacky British television presenter. I just dare…

The traditional stereotype about the kinds of people who commit child sexual exploitation crimes simply doesn’t dovetail with reality. As our investigators can attest, the defendants in child pornography cases come in all ages and from all walks of life.

It’s partly because he has the attention span of a five year old. Glee becomes a hug success, he decides to focus on American Horror Story, then he shifts his focus from American Horror Story to Scream Queens and American Crime Story, now those two finish up their first seasons and he announces the Feuds anthology.

a certain kind of woman

It might be because a lot of people out there mistake it for a bear costume.

The weird thing is though, one of the big criticisms was how scatological the film was but that part was historically accurate.

He didn’t just endorse something awful. He was a quack who spread junk science and ruined countless lives. That’s his legacy. He’s like an old time-y Jenny McCarthy. What good did he do? Even the cereal was more his brother’s thing.

We should just replace our nation’s history teachers with Drunk History.

I was probably younger than the target age range when it aired but I remember an older cousin watching and being freaked out by an episode about a slime-y monster doll coming to life and picking the Ghostwriter kids off one by one.

I also remember the episodes that, I found out years later, feature a young Julia Stiles…