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You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Gonna take a minute to start getting comments on this post because we’re all trying to figure out how to call that bar and buy a round for the house.

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

“And we’ll have their favorite food, which I understand is called a Royale with Cheese.”

Crystal Dunn was the Player of the Match, though.

A bear in the closet. And during pride month?!?!

He’ll be fine, Denver's the perfect place to spark up a Bol.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

COTY material 

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

This is the first time a 26-year-old guy named Bryce didn’t feel right at home in the Wrigley bleachers.

Toucher and Rich is also the name of my Harvey Weinstein documentary. 

Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

“Today the US Attorney brings charges against Michael Avana.... Avanti... Avennnot gonna practice law anymore, anyway.”

You motherfucker, take your star and die!

Goddamn, man. This being Deadspin, I want to make a joke...but I just can’t; nothing about child abuse is humerus.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?