Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

On one hand, you have the Chinese government who wants the ability to extradite residents of Hong Kong with no oversight. The same Chinese government that regularly disappears people in it’s custody, and is running literal concentration camps for ethnic minorities and political dissidents.

Good job preemptively naming Bo Jackson, and can we also stipulate Barry Sanders?

Since this is obviously a made up story, in order to make it easier for everyone else to separate fact from fiction here, I’ve taken the liberty of going through the entire article and highlighting the things that are obviously make believe so readers coming after me can focus on the aspects of the article that may be…

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

Also losing half of its staff: middle school boys who’ll no longer get the swimsuit issue.

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

I remember waiting for my mom at the bottom of a slide at Action Park, and when she hit the pool, her tits flew out.  So, my scars were only emotional.

China is not a party to the third Optional Protocol, the mechanism they’re bring a complaint through (you can find all 51 signatories of the protocol here). All five countries are in the G20, and a ruling in favor of kids would have potential to have repercussions with the bigger emitters like China, U.S., and all the…

His son could tell you that unhealthy scratches are worse.

I refuse to take this movie off of my top five Cohen brothers list, and nobody can make me. 

What did we all learn from this fiasco? It’s unclear, but to quote J.K. Simmons’s character in Burn After Reading, “I guess we learned not to do it again.”

I guess this player hasn’t played for Detroit, then.

I get the parent’s grief. But blaming some locker room attendant for running out to score him some drugs and not Skagg’s himself is some next level denial. His death is indeed tragic and I wish he got some help, but it was his decision to make this fatal mistake. Jamming up some underling is bullshit.

the cops, understandably, expect him to flip on any accomplices

Just a horrible, senseless tragedy.

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

not just sports media; the New York Times itself spent all of 2016 hyping butter emails

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”