Fucking Americans. Just fucking vote. If you want to get rid of Donald Trump, vote and don’t piss it away on a third party candidate.

I really hope Klaus started a “Save me Barry” cult. 

It’s fun how people are finding ways to make sure we never ever get out of this mess.

“And thirdly...why?

The Twitter thread says what the safest plan is - wash your hands before you sit down to eat.

Yeah but this one spooked the stock market so it’s serious business. People are disposable, profit isn’t.

I'd long stated during Moffat's tenure that people were going to look back on his time a lot more positively once he was gone and someone else was running the show. Nice to see I was right.

‘Glitches of Ireland’? I wonder if these three are knocking around deep inside the Matrix.

i couldn’t possibly disagree more about what you’re saying about the earthbound context. I don’t want it to be explained more. I couldn’t think of a way to let the air out of this show (pun fully intended) faster than to give it concrete Lore. The fact that the Other President is basically Alexa and that the US…

And yet another hot take of why JoJo is meh because “it’s not that good a Holocaust film” when it’s not trying to be a Holocaust film.

That’s why you don’t fire the entrees until the previous course is almost done, and then bus the table before bringing them. It’s not complicated. I did it that way for years and it seemed to work out fine. 

What? Everyone is now suddenly too cool to try and ride off in a fucking rocket? I want that in every episode from now on.

I’ll drink to that!

Then, my friend, you got yourself a keeper...unless they’re not into butte stuff, then ghost them.

What if they are into it?

“Want to hook up again?”
“Wooooo!”
“What are you doing?”
“I’m a GHOOOOOST!”
“You’re weird. I’m leaving.”

And that’s how you get someone to break up with you.
YAWELCOME

Yep.

I will fight you.

Still the proven best instant ramen: