Well, umbrellas are really, really hard. 

I just watched the Live Action B&tB, and I felt the exact same way about that, too!

It was pretty amazing, even from Williamsburg. I was doing the glamour job of garbage AND recycling, and noticed the weird bright blue sky over queens (it looked like it was at Metropolitan Ave).

Why not just get an actual kitchen timer? Mine’s great. It’s small, stylish and is loud when it goes off, so I can be in another room while something is in the oven or on the stove.

Why not just get an actual kitchen timer? Mine’s great. It’s small, stylish and is loud when it goes off, so I can…

I know. Poor Edward. It would be good for him to have a job that doesn’t involve babysitting.

What a couple of shit bags.

I...er...like airports. They’re really weird places.

we need to start the Save Saturn’s Ring fund immediately.

Weaker gravity and special suction cup feet.

Free range dinosaurs are the best dinosaurs. 

The rabbit hole that is DAAS is worth meandering down.

not to take away at all from any of this (because essentially what these two women did was call Eliza a liar and taking this guy’s word without thinking about how often this happens) but for some reason your text reminded me of this song from Doug Anthony Allstars.

Fuckers. My mum used to use tons of it and she died of ovarian cancer.

It’s annoying if they don’t tip because it’s a non-alcoholic drink, but if they tip, I’ve never had a problem as a bartender. 

So you have a paying customer who tips and because they’re not drinking booze, then that’s a problem? I’ve been both sides of the bar, and I tip per drink, whether it’s booze or I’m having a non-drinking day, and I order soda.

That’s just rude. Some places do and some don’t, but I will say if the waitresses recognise you and you are a tipper, then there’s no need to do that.

This...this I believe. 

dollymop is an excellent word and shall be added to my vocabulary immediately.

How dare you. Lies.

Yes, yes, but WHERE is Nana Rose??