As a woman, I fully support this movement in unis. Just last night, watching the Orioles at Blue Jays, I admitted to my husband that during slow games I imagine which players I'd like to see naked. And voila, we're halfway there.

It is a travesty that Frank Thomas never got a sleeveless jersey day with the white sox.

Reza’s time of death was unoffically recorded as 2:32PM, which an LA County Coroner’s Office spokeman said would be subject to further review, “Because, you know, come on.”

My mind started racing too, then it took a shortcut and just sorta pondered stuff. Then at very end it started racing again.

I think he got confused by the water pouring over Meza.

Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race

+1 I’m going to hell for it but it made me lol

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

More proof you can’t beat Father Time’s time

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

if the Persians had taken Marathon this seriously they would’ve won

In all fairness, most 70 year olds can’t DRIVE 26 miles without stopping to take a piss.

Super fuck the Warriors for trying to minimize his position by calling him an “investor”. He’s a minority owner and a member of their executive board, not some asshole who anonymously sent them a check one time. And a double fuck you to the media worms who are spewing that bullshit out to the world. Shouts to Laura for…

The word “knob” is highly underrated. 

the only reason he thinks he can get away with it is literally every single experience he’s ever had.

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

All except for the SMEG toaster, oddly enough.

A bottle of wine is made of glass so you can drink the whole thing and honestly say you only had one glass.

650 dollars is probably more than I’ve spent on all the toasters and bread I’ve bought in my life combined. 

Lacob’s Splatter