I despise CNN and all the cable news. Tried watching something the other week and it was just insanely stupid arguments between Trump mouthpieces who will never say anything remotely honest and the anchor folk that always seem to get caught up whining about ridiculous bits instead of just calling them out as the…

Yes, because even just collecting data on this topic is bad. Forget analyzing it or proposing changes, even HAVING it would be disastrous. This should come as no surprise from people who are relentlessly anti - education. The less information, the better.

They should have used a super white blonde kid instead.

This is so irresponsible. All this sort of thing does is lessen people’s readiness for when a REAL sharknado happens.

Wait, without pizza delivery drivers, how will people buy weed?

If this guy had an ounce of smarts, self-awareness, or the ability to think more than a half second ahead, he would have reached out to Trump and quietly dismissed the idea of a pardon. He was facing, maximum, 6 months in jail, and it is likely he would have gotten less, and even no jail time. Instead of seeing how…

When you feel like you are acting on the behalf of God, all your actions are validated. Including being a bastard.

People must follow her in an attempt to find out why she’s so popular but then forget to unfollow because she leaves that little of an impact on them.

Can someone explain to my why Selena is so popular on instagram? She is so so uninteresting to me, I cannot imagine seeking her social media out.

Better idea:

As GetItGotIt says, all major Texan cities are voting Democrat. I’m thinking all major cities lean that way now. It’s rural America that votes Republican.

As a New Jersey-ite, all I can remember is most of these mofos doing their best to block aid to desperate people after Hurricane Sandy. We should help Houston ONLY in exchange for them leaving the GOP and their climate denying, aid-withholding representatives. Tough love.

Jesus, I think that is the first time I have heard “prep” in like years.

Guy #1: Get a dog. Put a picture of you with the dog (or even just the dog) on Bumble/Tinder/Whatever.

She isn’t selling out. She’s buying in . . . wait that isn’t it. What do you call it when you are the machine? She’s monolithizing.

My standby response to someone who says “Sorry, I’m not politically correct” is “Nah, you’re just an asshole”.

My sister loves to throw around “political correctness”. She’ll say something shitty and then add “Sorry I’m not politically correct” in this sneering tone that indicates she thinks she’s clever and edgy. I used to argue with her but since Trump has been in office, she feels she has new legitimacy (she claims to hate…

“It takes a lot to humble José Altuve. (Jokes about his height accomplish nothing here.”

People are still doing that? Sigh, at this point, jokes about Altuve’s height are just low hanging fruit...

So much is open to interpretation isn’t it?

Okay, I actually am in a polyamorous relationship, and have been since about 2001, and I can tell MVP that there’s actually a term for the bullshit her boyfriend is pulling. It’s called “Relationship Broken? Add More People!”, and it refers specifically to the kind of person who thinks that polyamory is a solution to…