We’re calling Seth Meyers a centrist? He is more left than any host short of Jon Oliver or Trevor Noah.

The study also noted that the mashed-potato-slurping cyclists “experienced significantly more gastrointestinal bloating, pain and flatulence than the other groups.”

A 3 person sample size couldn’t even prove which place I’m more likely to go for dinner.

I wear glasses, sometimes, but I hate having sex when wearing them. So I wear contacts when I’m going down. Thank you for coming to my TED talk..

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“Groundbreaking”...

Andrew Yang can fat shame that Trump of Lard seven days a week and twice on Sundays AFAIC. I say this as a chubby guy 

DO THE LASIK!  I got it nearly seven years ago, and it’s still one of the top five best decisions of my life.  Do your research, go to someone reputable, and run away from anyone offering a $250/eye deal.

I was truly hoping this post would turn into a compendium of Four Loko horror stories and it has not disappointed. Thank you all. 

I’m a whisky snob (see, I didn’t put the “e” in), so I assume most of the people drinking this stuff are new to alcohol.  I’m probably wrong.

It’s also neat that he’s the first player to start a game and earn the save.

In the 8th inning I was thinking a quick touchdown and a two point conversion and the Yankees could get right back in it......

He’s basing this off that scene in Waiting 

It’s also called: A meatloaf

It’s no wonder people have diabetes, heart attacks and other diseases that food contributed to. When I was a kid my mom put Twinkies or something like that in my lunch, plus bologna with processed cheese, Miracle Whip and on white bread. There was always potato chips and sugary cereal to be had, plus Doritos and items…

The true test of whether or not it accurately mimics fish will be determined not by taste, nor by texture, but by how many coworkers take up pitchforks when you microwave it.  

CIC,

Two things:

The first, and most simple, is something my wife once said that applies well to your situation: An ex is an ex for a reason.

It can feel good to go back to what’s familiar, but you have to remember that you split for a reason—and that reason, whatever it was, will have to be resolved before you have any…

I don’t need her to be a leftist dream, I need her to be better than Mitch. It’s a pretty low bar. Campaigning in a way that talks to voters she needs to win over, conservatives who have probably voted red their whole lives (or voted southern democrat when that was still a thing) is smart. 

This version of Spider-man has a single parent who is in her mid 50s and still working. So makes sense that they are less cash strapped(plus you can presume it’s a school trip so those are usually much cheaper then just a normal European vacation).

This got me: “I like talking about them more than just on a superficial level. I bring up things like all the stupid plot holes in a movie ...”