I use Google Sheets.

Euron Greyjoy has thicker plot armor than Batman, Bugs Bunny, and Rick fucking Sanchez.

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It’s Northern New Jersey on a spring Thursday night. Other entertainment options in the region don’t offer the ability to participate in the routine agony of defeat as effectively.

Sounds like she would get the tip money cashed out from the credit cards at the end of the day. When the restaurant tried to charge the cards, there wasn’t enough money to pay for the tip, so it would have been declined. Therefore, the money would have actually been from her employer, if I understand this correctly.

She wasn’t getting other customers’ money. She was getting money from the restaurant’s take.

I’m not sure I understand either, but it sounds like she would buy a visa pre-paid card and then charge a tip for more than the amount on the card and then the restaurant ends up paying her for those tips, but they don’t get the money from the card when it’s later processed. So I think she was ripping off the…

I didn’t know this was the ending that I wanted until I got it. 

Technically that’s an automatic double. A ground-rule double is dependent entirely on the ground rules of the field where the game is being played.

Typing out the transcript so I don’t have to dig out headphones to watch the video makes you my favorite writer at the moment.

Is the egg a hot dog?

You don’t go to Subway; you end up at Subway.

I’m amazed at Jimmy John’s too. It seems like they dip their entire sandwiches in mayo.

Something related to him “not saying it’s true, but just asking the question.”

Imagine the bottle of chardonnay that came with it.

Imagine the bottle of chardonnay that came with it.

“That suggests something of a reversal: Game Of Thrones isn’t just telling the rest of Martin’s story before he can finish it himself; the show is doing it better than he could.”

Got some news for ya, you’re even more hipster if you make it yourself.

But does it have electrolytes?

The only reason I drink less now is because it’s expensive compared to drinking not-alcohol.

Jesus, dude. Let it go. If it fucking bothers you that much, its 2018, go Dutch on a first date!