He can see the writing on the wall. He just doesn’t know what it says.

They DO air a lot of soccer games, which is popular in Europe, and we all know that EVERYthing from Europe is a progressive plot to steal all of our apple pie and freedom.

Enjoy your star for making me look that up and confirming that yes, that is a real thing and a hell of a deep cut.

I know there have been other globe/Kyrie jokes

I just like this one

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

monumentally dumb

And he’s from genuine old money.

Reveling when a bible-thumper gets caught with his pants down is something I’ll never tire of.

Lol at the thought of d rose making it that far into a season without all three of his knees exploding.

this would be on point if her daughter wasn’t 7 years old.

the child is 7 years old. Just to keep that in mind.

Her daughter is 7. Seven year olds are too young to be wearing makeup every day.

First they came for the lip plumper and I said nothing.

Her daughter is 7. I don’t remember what I was doing when I was 7, but I was not smearing anything on my face. When I look at my now-teenage niece, she started with make-up way younger than I ever did and cakes it on like a drag queen. And then she takes 500 selfies. She’s a good kid, smart and kind, but the amount of…

I see nothing wrong with her giving her daughter some perspective on the amount of labour beauty can take, and setting a reasonable limit based on her age. It *is* true that her brother probably isn’t going to do it, and being deliberate about how you spend your time isn’t a bad thing (she says, posting on Jezebel).…

Yeah, a lot of people here seem to be taking a really specific, contextualized opinion (ie. what’s appropriate for a 7 year old daughter) very, very personally.

A 15 minute time limit imposed on her own child is not the same as telling others how to spend their time. Also — the child is 7!

In fairness, she didn’t say she was anti-makeup just that it shouldn’t take more than 15 minutes.

Or maybe some people are just shity.

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.