Is that a laden or unladen raven?

So... sort of a semi-aside to begin this comment, but just because the show has dragons and zombies doesn’t just mean anything goes and all sense of logic and continuity can be ignored.

Probably not dunk, just like you do now.

Why twice? Was it an LP record?

A guy like me can train to hit a homer. Humblebrag alert- I hit 15 in HS an 6 of them were on our home field which is a semipro field and has MLB dimensions. At 5'8", I ain’t touching that rim no matter the amount of training.

This is correct. The window at which someone has sufficientl height/weight/athleticism ratio to dunk is narrow. Beer league guys and retired college and pro players can hit dingers for decades. Barkley can’t dunk.

This is a good point. There are a lot of fat, old bastards with old man strength that could eventually jack a dong just barely over the fence, but they would never in a million years be able to dunk.

Every major city has 20-50+ mens league baseball teams, most of which have moved to wood bats. In my 35+ age group league, I’d say at least 50% of players could pull one down the line and clear a ~330ft fence. I’ve done it and I’m fat with short arms.

Go ask 10 random people to palm a men’s basketball.

I said Kenyan, not black.

Even among people who can dunk at some point in their lives, it’s usually only for a small window of time. Someone who could dunk and homer at 18 probably won’t be dunking at 28, but if they stay in good shape they could keep hitting dingers for another decade or more.

Bartolo Colon hit a home run, there is no way he can dunk

Those people are wrong or lying to you.

Hey, this could be our answer to that “bourbon shortage” problem that’s been going on since the hipsters latched onto bourbon!— Now that white supremacists will be refusing to drink Jack Daniels anymore (because they’re all about their principles, right? right?), then that means a HUGE population of unbought bourbon…

To me it’s simple - I’m a mildly athletic person. A weekend softballer. In a MLB ballpark I could maybe, juuuust maybe connect with one perfectly and poke it over a short left porch wall. Like a .0001 percent chance. I’m not even saying I could do it - but it’s POSSIBLE. But I could NOT dunk a basketball. Ever. No…

But where’s the material action to back this up? The family who owns Jack Daniel’s is worth $12.3 BILLION. What would actually be cool of them is to locate Nathan Green’s living descendants and offer them stock options.

Then you may have an undiagnosed condition you should take care of. CICO works for the vast majority of people. Usually, people who claim it doesn’t, aren’t actually being honest about how much their intake is.

Wait... Hold the phone! An objective view of the situation? We will not tolerate such logical views here. This is a hate-filled, Trump-bashing site only.

They’ll just run in 2020 under the guise of “Hey, when America was at it’s darkest, we pulled together and got things done, even with that TRUMP asshole in office!”

Yeah, and some were pretty damn vague: