Shut up. We have a chance to ruin a white man and encourage people to send his children death threats here. Don’t try to fuck with it.

Probably spends too much on avocado toast as well.

“Harry Potter masturbating” is in your Google search history now, isn’t it.

Democrats and Hillary did not ignore these voters. They just didn’t lie to them. 

How is it possible for a 71 year old man to have ZERO social graces???

Now THAT would actually get republican voters to turn on their politicians.

This trope is really getting played out.

So you’re saying if it passes then Republicans are going to pick up super majorities?

Hooverballs come in two styles, “His” and “Hernias”.

Lebron is really the MVP every year.

Make sure when your uncle bitches about losing his health care “It’s his country”.

Once my other uncle finds out that he also doesn’t replace his divots, I think the entire family will come around.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

72 hrs for the final draft. Unlike this current bill, there was 15 months of discussion where there were working drafts that were always available.

At least we don’t get to have debates in Congress for months and don’t have to include both Republicans and Democrats like the last one...

Hey at least we don’t have to have hearings and discussions on it like the last one...

This is kind of taking a back seat...

“While we believe that our promotions were poking fun at Mr. Tebow’s celebrity status rather than his religion or baseball career

This is all staged, that’s a professional acting dog- I heard that all the dogs from the Air Bud movies are Brooks’ Brothers.

“man, if I had a chin for every tired excuse I hear I would have about the same amount of chins”