but Tesla, doesn’t call it “Autopilot”, Tesla calls it “semi-autonomous autopilot”, I think people who can afford a $100k car should be able to understand what semi-autonomous means.

This can be said of roughly any profession being commented upon by any group that does not occupy that profession.

...having the artistic talent required to draw a reasonably proportionate stick figure, and no more, I try to refrain from commenting on animation, which is so much more than just drawing something.

I actually started a new game of South Park: The Stick of Truth yesterday. I was always surprised by how good of a game it was, and how funny it was.

Anyone over the age of 12 that begs players for a baseball is an asshole...

This is capitalism. The Texas state government was purchased fairly and squarely.

I honestly don’t think the Russians actively colluded with him, possibly his associates but not him, he’s far too erratic for that.

“Tomorrow I’ll be holding a production of the Salem Witch Trials where Hillary is burned at the stake”

I’m going to go ahead and assume that these people have neither read nor seen a production of Julius Caesar. Spoiler Alert: “We should totally just stab Caesar!” was not Shakespeare’s message. You are confusing Shakespeare with Gretchen Weiners.

13 strikes and a grand slam. It’s like a Denny’s restaurant health inspection grade.

Ewww you’d better not be a booster for my school with that attitude.

these kids on a trip that will help shape their perspectives and world views forever.

I 100% refuse to believe any single, straight men would turn down Tomi Lahren. They might say they would, they might believe they would, but we know that deep down they’re lying to themselves and others.

Media: There can’t possibly be a worse, more feckless representative to the world than Donald Trump.

Rodman: Hold my beer...Actually, give that back. Multitasking.

Strictly as a matter of being practical, if it’s looking like I am gonna be in for some fun sexy times, I wouldn’t risk blowing it by getting into a political argument with someone the first couple times I see them. Of course, if I already know someone’s politics and know they align with mine (oh my god you think…

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Can you imagine a Trump child at a Christian school? After a few weeks the faculty would meet:

I was going to ask, did he grow like a foot since the election?

Barron looks tall for his age. I hope Melania is miserable and they place poor Barron in a boarding school. The less he has to do with his family, the better.

Yeah, she just interrupted an interview and with no introduction asked for a hug! Obviously these folks aren’t civilians but I can’t imagine just going up to someone whom I’ve never met, even though I know who they are, and saying “I love you, can I have a hug?!” with NO introduction and while they’re in the middle of…

Honestly. If a 63 year-old man who Kesha didn’t know all of a sudden popped up and was like “huuugggg meeee” I don’t think she’d have been to receptive.