Maybe grow your hair out some and see what happens.

I’ve spent plenty of time in plenty of bars drinking plenty of brews, but I’ve never once walked up to a bartender and just asked for “a beer.”

This was a well-timed Salty Waitress question because I’m going to dinner tonight with a Groupon during happy hour. The bill is pretty much going to be just the tip.

I once commented on the quality of the ranch at a bar once. The waitress gave me a confused look and was just like, “Um, it’s just mayonnaise and hidden valley packets.” So apparently it just tastes better that way.

Not anymore. USA Today reports todaythat more and more restaurants are going “cashless,” as incongruous as that may seem.

A hotdog is basically a rolled up piece of bologna and a bologna sandwich goes great with mayo. Ergo, hotdogs go great with mayo.

“Man loses 20 pounds eating only egg whites, almonds, greek yogurt, chicken, rice, and beans” is a pretty lame headline.

Unless he was heavily salting his egg whites and almonds, his sodium intake still would have been within the recommended ranges. Plus, people who workout more need more sodium, as it’s an electrolyte.

I figured the WaPo link I included would make it clear that I didn’t agree with the states’ rights line.

Is this a joke? Hmm, that’s an interesting question. On the one hand, I disagree with the answer to the question I just proposed, so I guess you could say I wasn’t serious and therefore joking in this context. But on the other hand, there are people who sincerely believe that, which isn’t funny at all, so in that…

Was the Confederacy fighting for:

I actually really want this mug

I’m not intending to enter this entire argument being had here, but would just like to point out that Moby doesn’t think the poor should be allowed to buy chicken thighs either. So you don’t fully agree with him, which is good because he’s a vegetarian dipshit that thinks meat is unhealthy.

Conor McGregor is listed at 155lbs on wikipedia. He’s like half the size of a typical security guard or bouncer, so his tough guy routine doesn’t really work against them.

They already scrubbed his bio, but I pulled it up on the wayback machine

Really would have loved it if they all rolled it to the catcher.

Sure it’s hard, but holding a plank for 2 minutes is dull.

Most of my One-And-Done dating has been the gal’s decision, so I can’t say it was a lack of rush on my part, hah. Usually a date that seems to go fine, followed by either a slow texting rate that shifts into ghosting or just getting outright ghosting. I had one friend tell me “that’s just how tinder works,” so I like…

My work has business-casual Fridays and my typical first date rule is to wear something I’d find appropriate to wear to work on a Friday, excluding polos.

I’ve been on a lot of first dates, so I know a thing or two about dating... Or I still don’t know shit and that’s why I go on a lot of first dates...