Totally saw him going to podcasts. Thought he might try youtube, but avoiding a screen is probably wise for him, now that he doesn’t have make-up artists on staff anymore.

TIL what CHB means and that Curt Schilling thinks you’re a dousche for sharing an article about Brady being sketchy with his charity.

Oh conservative media outlets are totally gonna mock the “it’s racist take” and focus on the Sessions’s words meaning that Hawaii isn’t a part of the mainland and doesn’t have to deal with a lot of the immigration struggles of the contiguous US

Listening to his interviews when he was younger, he never had a large vocabulary, but he was at least coherent. From the start of his campaign, I’ve been saying that I think his mind is going, that something is “off” in his head. Lately, I’ve just been thinking he just is trying to talk about stuff he has no idea what…

I’ve always enjoyed yelling “Fair catch!” and waving my arms wildly to signal it during my Men’s softball league games.

Would we need to keep as significant of a military presence in a unified Korea?

Ha, nah they’ll be convinced that there will be secret NK spies/terrorists in their midst and we’ll keep all of them out too!

I like that when news outlets make mistakes and clarify stories later-on, The Orange-in-Charge calls it a lie, but when he just makes shit up, it’s never a lie because his supporters say we don’t know if he was deliberately trying to mislead.

Democratic leadership seems to really suck at messaging. I feel like I more-often-than-not agree with them on the substance but disagree with how they choose to market it, to the point that I almost don’t want it anymore.

Well, Jeff Sessions figured out how to be pro-tobacco and anti-weed, so I think the reverse is fine to do. Especially since it actually makes sense.

College baseball switched from “raised-seamed” to “flat-seamed” ball back in 2015, so you might be getting confused with that. The MLB balls still have even “flatter” seams than those, though.

Could have just said “world’s largest religion” and his meaning would have been the same.

Can we also highlight that Curiel has prosecuted cartel members? Which means he’s done more to stop drugs from “pouring across the border” than Trump has and probably ever will.

“What’s the March for?”
“Science and protesting people who damage/oppose science.”
“Is it inclusive?”
“What?”
“Will you be discussing how non-whites and women are under-represented in science?”
“We’re just protesting anti-science and fighting for research funding. Making the science community a more inclusive group is a…

I would just like to see the science community address the lack of PoC and women (and especially female PoC). And I think failing to call them on it is a failure of those of us who do know about the problem.

I’ve always avoided eating chili for this very reason.

“Instagram model” is on the list of words/phrases that make me despise my generation.

I got less of a “snark/poking fun” tone and more of a “fuck this guy” tone, but that’s just me.

It’ll for sure be labeled liberal propaganda

In his defense, he has admitted to being a massive alcoholic while he was doing his weird chalkboard bits.