Really? Google busting people for tax evasion? Vewy vewy intwesting...

I don’t see that tweet in his history, do you have a link?

Agent Smith: I’d like to share a revelation that I’ve had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your Alt-right movement, and I realised that you’re not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment; but you Alt-right do…

so the first thing he’s going to do is eliminate american jobs? Hmmm...

I saw that. Frightening!

[morbid post of the day]

I can think of 9 reasons why she’s not a better writer than that.

Who do you think is going to cover the cost in the end? Working class people who have to live and commute in the entire metropolitan area, through tolls and taxes. But fuck ‘em, amiright? 

Yo mamma’s so fat, the faster she spins, the more oblate she becomes at the poles, while the equatorial region bulges outwards due to centrifugal force.

....meanwhile at good old U.S.A.

I’m an orchardist....

“Second Rate” doesn’t feel like the right term. We have the industrial capacity to perform it, we’re our own limitation because we’re either jaded assholes or corrupt pieces of shit.

Just another example of what a second rate nation the U.S. has become.

I see your David Blaine, and raise you a Ricky Jay

The greatest trick that I can not figure out how it’s done is how the republican party keeps tricking America that it’s going to do anything for people beyond the top 1%.

Not the first frog spit back.

The amount of women who wear tight yoga pants without underwear is... I’d like to say tragic, but I’d be a damned liar.

Envornmental laws that are agreed upon internationally, is what he’s referring. Because it costs money to maintain the laws, and Trump and his environmental leader don’t believe in global warming, they’ll likely rid of the environmental blocks that cost money and to them, do nothing. It’s what happens when you put…

America is going to be great again. The Great Smog, the Great Depression, the Great War... They’re all coming back. It’ll be great.

You were fine until the last eight words. Remember you’re talking about Democrats here, if there’s a way to fuck it up we’ll find it.